Paying for Preschool
Shouldn't Make You Feel Like Poop.
Tuition assistance can make payments feel less like a potty emergency.
We get it. Raising kids can cost a crapload. But we believe that every tiny turdster deserves an awesome early childhood education, and you shouldn’t have to dig deep into your diaper fund to make that happen. Fortunately for you and your little stinker, help is available.
CASH RELIEF FOR PARENTS
IN THE POOP ZONE
Our tuition is already pretty
reasonable, but we know that
raising kids can be a financial mess,
so here’s how we help clean it up:
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A 5% discount for multiple poopers.
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Parents on payroll get a 10% double-diaper-duty discount.
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Military families get 15% off because you’ve handled enough “code browns."
We’re all about helping families, and so is the DES. They offer financial assistance for childcare to qualifying families, so you can focus on bringing in the dough, not just cleaning up the doo-doo!
Quality First is Arizona’s premier early education program. They offer scholarships to help cover tuition for your little stink-machine. And the best news is that we’re a proud Quality First participant!
Fifteen Fun Fecal
Facts!
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Wombats poop cubes.
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Elephants can poop 300 pounds a day.
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Penguins can shoot poop four feet.
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Pandas can poop 40 times a day.
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Sloths only poop once a week.
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Rabbits eat their poop to reabsorb nutrients.
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Koalas eat their mother’s poop.
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Blue whale poop can weigh several hundred pounds.​
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Shark poop comes out in clouds.
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Poop transplants in humans can treat intestinal problems.
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About 50% of the mass of your poop is made of bacteria.
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Bacteria can make bags of poop explode in space.
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Apollo astronauts left poopy adult diapers on the moon.
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The oldest known fossilized poop is 480 million years old. ​
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Most people squeezes out about 25,000 pounds of poop over a lifetime.
