Welcome to Small People Preschool,
Where Little Dudes Become Big Deals.
We promise they’ll only eat glue once.
Buckle up 'cause this is preschool,
not a retirement home.
Hey there, parents of the next world leaders (or professional social-media scrollers)! You've just stumbled upon Small People Preschool, where learning, fun, and chaos collide. Whether your kid is perfecting the art of splatter painting, developing advanced tantrum technology, or figuring out that noses aren’t storage units, we've got exactly what your PB&J-powered mini-human needs to thrive.
Top Ten Reasons to Pick Small People Preschool
10. We know all the best tricks for tiring out your tot.
9. We buy disinfecting wipes by the boatload.
​8. This isn't our first potty-training rodeo.
7. We've got the patience you lost at 2:00 a.m.
6. We’ve mastered the art of negotiating with tiny dictators.
​5. Our furniture is booger resistant.
4. When was the last time you had a nap?
3. All our staff are fluent in Toddlerese.
2. We've seen more poop than a petting zoo.
1. Isn't it time you binged something other than Bluey?
We Swear We Didn't Bribe These Parents!
"I DREADED the idea of putting my son in a place with all strangers. The first time stepping in there, the owner was behind the counter and overheard my fears and hesitation. She leveled with me and asked what would help me feel better. I said a coded locked door and ongoing communication with access to my son at all times. She promised, and we enrolled. Just two days later, the daycare had a security system put in and a code was given to all families!!!!!! How can you ask for better?"
– Kaitlyn Smith
I'm the Map. I'm the Map.
I'M THE MAP!
16232 N. Cave Creek Road, Phoenix, AZ 85032
